Doctor:
A person who killsyour ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Cigarette:
A pinch of ]tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other.
Compromise:
The art of dividinga cake in such a way that everybody elieves he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Lecture:
An art of[ transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students withoutpassing through "the minds of either"
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Subject: D E F I N I T I O N S 
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:24 am